Sunday, March 22, 2009

Dear France,

Sidewalks are for walking on, not parking your effing cars right in the way of pedestrians or MAKING U TURNS on narrow roads.

Side. Walk. For walking on the side. In French? Trottoir. Not put-your-car-on-me-all-the-time-oir.

Also, I really appreciate how your sidewalks are low enough for cars to pull up onto without popping a tire, but just high enough to be handicap inaccessible. Even at corners and driveways. Bastards.

-Disgruntled Pedestrian

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